Wednesday = hump day = laughable lines to get you closer to the weekend. Today’s lines are all about memorable introductions. Not smooth introductions. Not classy introductions. But definitely memorable.
- “My name is Doug. That’s god spelled backwards with a little bit of u wrapped up in it.”
- “Is your name David? I want to be Goliath and fall for you.”
- “I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.”
- “My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me all you want.”
- “My name is Justin. Justin-credible.”
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Coming up next Wednesday: Beware the Braniacs: Top 5 Laughable Pickup Lines, Take 5