Please Pardon This Commercial Corruption: Top 5 Laughable Pickup Lines, Take 3

It’s time for the next installment of my series of laughable lines intended to get you through hump day and closer to the weekend. Surely, no one will be tempted to try any of these. Right?

  1. “Is your name Pepsi? ‘Cause I’ve gotta have it.”
  2. “You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna Pikachu.”
  3. “Let’s make like a fabric softener and Snuggle.”
  4. “You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.”
  5. “Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.”

Ouch, those just hurt.

If you missed the first two installments in the series, find them here and here. Coming up next Wednesday: The Name Game: Top 5 Laughable Pickup Lines, Take 3

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