Early Census Data Shows Shortage of Singles

Early 2010 census data indicate that all the single men are, in fact, taken or gay. Or gay and taken. As a result, the intake offices at nunneries throughout the country are reporting sharp increases in admission numbers.

According to social scientists, as a result of this trend, when today’s boys reach dating age they will find that all the single women are taken, or gay, or in a nunnery.

This prediction is expected to be confirmed by the 2020 census data.


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